- Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
- Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
- A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.
- Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
- He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.
- Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
- The Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.
- A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
- Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.
- State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
- Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- Confucius say, girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
- A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
- Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.
- Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring
- Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face
- Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
- Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.
- The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
- Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
- Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
- A man is only as faithful as his options.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
- The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.
- ArtifIcial Insemination is procreation without recreation.
- Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
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