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Confucious He Say Jokes
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:43:34 AM »

  • Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
  • Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
  • A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.
  • Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
  • Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
  • He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.
  • Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
  • Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
  • The Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.
  • A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  • Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
  • Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.
  • State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
  • Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
  • Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
  • Confucius say, girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
  • A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
  • Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.
  • Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring
  • Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face
  • Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
  • Masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.
  • The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
  • Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
  • Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
  • A man is only as faithful as his options.
  • A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
  • The wise speak when they have something to say,
    the fools speak when they have to say something.
  • ArtifIcial Insemination is procreation without recreation.
  • Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
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Confucious He Say Jokes
« on: November 24, 2014, 11:43:34 AM »